You know this series of exchanges from The Office (season two, episode 1 of the BBC version)?:
That's me(!), on the cover!! No, not really.
If you enlarge the following scan, you'll see that I "spread the wealth." Let me know how it feels to be pulled along on my coattails (wink, wink).
Since that's kind of hard to read, here's the online version. And, I promise to never forget where I came from. All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up, and then I vant to be alone.