-Miss Manners (Judith Martin)
Patrick Bateman must not have read "Miss Manners on Office Etiquette" from the November 6, 1989, issue of Fortune. Too bad for Paul Allen.
(NARRATION): When I get to Paul Allen's place, I use the keys I took out of his pocket before disposing of the body...
...There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the Park. And it's obviously more expensive than mine...
...I calm myself and move into the bedroom where I find his suitcase and start to pack. It's time for Paul to take a little trip. (END NARRATION)
Patrick reveals a talent for mimicry when he changes Paul's message to one saying he'll be in London for a couple of days.
Detective Donald Kimball (Willem Dafoe) pays Mr. Patrick Bateman a visit. It seems a missing persons report has been made concerning Paul Allen.
The Harvard educated Patrick replies:
Detective Kimball: What do you mean, "Yale thing"?
Patrick Bateman: Well, I think for one that he was probably a closet homosexual that did a lot of cocaine. That Yale thing.
Bateman ends the interview by telling Kimball he has a lunch appointment with Cliff Huxtable.
Patrick works out while an inspirational video plays in the background.
Bateman has to look good for his date. And what an evening he has planned.
Not a good night to be working that corner.
Bangs is already wondering what she's gotten herself into.
The escort he's ordered arrives:
Warning to any guest Patrick Bateman has over: If he walks towards his stereo to put on music and begins a diatribe concerning his opinions about popular music, RUN!!!
Patrick videotapes the whole thing. Oh, how sweet.
He tells "Sabrina" not just to look at "Christie's" ass, but to eat it. Duh.
Bateman's into watching himself in action, be it on video or in strategically placed mirrors. How sweet.
Bateman politely points out the camera for "Sabrina". Awww.
Patrick is practically doing himself at this point.
But no Patrick Bateman sex party is quite complete without a visit to his rusty, sharp sex toys collection. That's fair. He got his, now they get their's. He's thoughtful like that.
I'm about an hour into it, so I estimate two more parts to come....