December 22, 2005

Come Blow Your Horn (part 1 of 3)



Playwright Neil Simon's first hit was Come Blow Your Horn (1961). It was soon followed by the romantic comedy Barefoot in the Park.

Come Blow Your Horn would be the first Neil Simon play made into a film. It was released on June 5, 1963.

Frank Sinatra, applying the method he'd used with his albums where he would try to switch-up the prevailing mood from album to album (a swingin' one, then a suicidal one, a swingin' one, then a suicidal one), was looking for an upbeat, comedic film project after having just completed the dark, psychological thriller The Manchurian Candidate.

Come Blow Your Horn obviously appealed to him, for whatever reason. Possibly, what he saw in the play was a story he could alter to more closely fit his image as a middle-aged swinger/playboy.

  • Synopsis of the play (pre-Sinatra involvement):



  • The owner of the largest artificial fruit business on the east coast's 21 year old son develops an urge to assert himself.

    You can see the makings of Brighton Beach Memoirs or Lost in Yonkers, Simon's more autobiographical works, in just the locale alone. The "21 year old son" could very well be a first draft of the Eugene Jerome character at the center of Memoirs.

  • Synopsis of the screenplay (post-Sinatra involvement):



  • Alan, a cad of a bachelor from a middle-class family, lives the high life in a luxurious penthouse in Manhattan, with plenty of pretty girls at his disposal. His gaudy and extravagant lifestyle is a constant worry to his Old World Jewish parents. However, Alan has a close relationship with his younger brother Buddy, who comes to live with him. Soon Buddy learns exactly how Alan is able to maintain his expensive apartment and clothes habit.

    No, Alan is not a pimp, but he does have lots of bitches. Guess which part Sinatra plays?

    Hire Norman Lear to do the screenplay and Bud Yorkin to direct, and you've got yourself a pretty cheesy, cornball bag of tricks, even by 1963-era standards of cinematic quality. I love it because you see Sinatra in the final days of his full out swinger mode. He would turn 50 just two years later, so I think he was living it up while he still could.






    Our first glimpse of 47 year old Sinatra as 35 year old playboy Alan Baker, having just arrived home from a fabulous, swingin' ski weekend. Sinatra (in an orange ski jacket, of course) is accompanied by ski bunny Peggy John (Jill St. John). Sinatra began a brief affair with St. John during this time, even having his private jet fly her to and from his singing engagements. They would appear together again four years later in Tony Rome.




    Cheek-grabbing is a motif Simon uses throughout the film to symbolize man's frustration with his inability to control things around him. Kidding. I'm not sure why there's so much of that, as you'll see.


    Like any professional playboy, Alan (Sinatra) plies his potential conquest with booze, and lots of it. Koo-koo.


    Do you think Jill St. John gets a commission from the sales of all those inflatable sex dolls?


    Hooray for booze!


    People used to wonder what Frank Sinatra played when he was trying to romance a dame.


    Why, Frank Sinatra, of course!


    Alas, younger bro, Buddy, calls, and the spell is temporarily broken.


    WARNING: Booze may adversely affect the reflexes of hunter.




    Here we see the prey fully put to use its only effective defense, boobies.


    The hunter is completely thrown off and momentarily distracted.


    Here I've attempted a subtle guide to help the viewer truly appreciate what they are seeing.

    That's a great little scene, and it was used in this promotional spot for Come Blow Your Horn.

    Ski bunny, Peggy, exits just as little brother, Buddy, arrives.





  • Part 2 of 3.
  • December 21, 2005

    Googlemania


    75 Google Tips (link via)

    You've seen the collection of various Google holiday logos?. They each have a simplistic beauty. I saw some of them, but several I'd not.


    Earth Day - April 22, 2004


    Frank Lloyd Wright's Birthday - June 8, 2005

    On a more downbeat note, the days of the stark, ad-free Google main page may be coming to an end.

    December 20, 2005

    The ugly, evils behind the children's cartoon business revealed



    fourfour has applied its tried and true approach to covering such corners of the pop-culture zeitgeist as America's Next Top Model and Being Bobby Brown to 1985's He-Man She-Ra: A Christmas Special. The "usual" includes tons of great screencaps, a humorous running commentary, and some well-done mp3s. Stunning work from fourfour.

    John Lennon at the Rock and Roll Circus


    Transbuddha has a link to a great video via Google Video of John Lennon playing "Yer Blues" with Eric Clapton, Mitch Mitchell, and Keith Richards at The Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus. These guys appear to be all right while they're performing, but they just seem so strange otherwise. Check out the awkwardly staged and scripted, pretend-casual "chat" between Lennon and Jagger at the beginning. You can't tell me that's normal behavior from either of them.

    happy palace closes its doors


    The lights are still out at the happy palace...

    Stalin's half-man, half-ape super-warriors



    We now have additional proof Stalin was completely nuts. Either that, or he was really, really stupid. Or perhaps, a lethal combination of both.

    It's not quite as insane as wanting sharks with frickin' laser beams attatched to their heads, but it's not far off.




    The Emperor, just after telling his padawan the story of Darth Plavius

    December 19, 2005

    Shariff don't like it


    Iranian hardline President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Hard-line President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has banned Western music from
    Iran's radio and TV stations, reviving one of the harshest cultural decrees from the early days of 1979 Islamic Revolution.

    Described in the Associated Press report as regularly accompanying Iranian broadcasts are George Michael's lust inducing "Careless Whisper", Eric Clapton's ode to hurrying about, "Rush", and "Hotel California", by The Eagles, and we all know why that song would get banned. One can't be too sure what "calitas" are, exactly. When you hear who the final example cited in the article is, Kenny G, it suddenly all makes perfect sense, and one can understand, and almost begin to see the appeal of a society with no Western influence. Almost.



    Next, we'll be hearing that the Iranian president claims the Holocaust never happened, or Israel should wiped off the face of the globe, or something completely nutty like that.